< Best of the Adipose livestreams >
Doctor Who: Legacy One
Year Anniversary
Adi: “Can everyone stop implying that I’m gonna die?! You
remember who makes the tutorials around here? I make the tutorials in this game!”
Adi: “So, why is this a special day again?”
Susan: “Turkey!”
Adi: “Yes, because many, many years ago, the Pilgrims who
came to America – ”
Susan: “Yes, yes, but also!”
Adi: “Also?”
Susan: “One year ago today, Doctor Who: Legacy launched around
the world. And yet here we are, still making content for this massive game that
we love.”
Adi: “Ah. Crap.”
Susan: [laughs]
Adi: “Oh yes, I didn’t mean to say oh crap to that. I was
trying to light the candle on the cake that I was gonna put on live stream.”
Lee: “Oh don’t set fire to your house. That’s all we need
now, in the middle of this stream. Camera on the fire, you running around all
panicky.”
Thegloamglozer: “Where do you think you’ll be this time next
year?”
Lee: “Prison.”
Susan: “Mexico.”
Adi: “ . . . Excellent.”
Hearthstone
Adi: “Oh hang on. I’ve screwed up. I can hear my own stream
twice, but not any of the game sounds. Huh. Let me try and fix – ” [Stream ends]
Adi: “I’ve got nothing in my hand that’ll help me, nothing
at all. Nothing even slow-acting. Nope. End scene. AGAIN.”
Adi: “Oh my god, this is the most important news headline of
all time. Oh wait, it’s mirrored, I’ll have to read that. “School on the
lookout for angry squirrel”. Most important headline, thank you Clarie for bringing
that to our attention.”
Adi: “Frick, move faster, Juno! I’ve seen stationary
buildings that moved faster than you. [pause] On the other hand, I’ve seen
weather predictions more accurate than me.”
Magika
Don’t Starve
Adi: “So you can choose the highlight, because the whole
video is not going up on youtube. At least not the whole thing. So you do !highlight
and then I post it to YT as your highlight. So, say, I get eaten by a wolf, you
can say ‘!highlight Adi gets eaten by a wolf’. I’m hoping this will be a new
interactive thing. You do have to be in the Posse though.”
spiggster: “
Adi: “Spiggy, you know I can remove your ability to do
highlights. I can code it as everyone BUT Spiggy.”
Adi: “Chop the tree, chop the tree – no, stop going behind
the tree and just chop it. Clearly you can’t chop the tree if you’re behind it.
Stop! Stop! Oh my god, you’re special. Hit the – Hit – Hit the fricking tree! I
can’t believe I just got defeated by a tree.”
Adi: “I have a red cap mushroom. I can eat it. Do I want to
eat it? Let’s eat it. I don’t feel so good. Brilliant. I’ve poisoned myself.”
< Best of Adipose’s Chat >
[After ten minutes of silence in the chat]
Labradite: "WHAT ARE YOU ALL DOING?"
lucky12001: "waiting for DWL update to go live for Android and working on finishing my last of the 3 bookmarks."
LesMc537: "WORKING."
lucky12001: "i wish i could be working. then i wouldn't be bored."
Labradite: "well how am i supposed to be entertained with any of that."
Labradite: "WHAT ARE YOU ALL DOING?"
lucky12001: "waiting for DWL update to go live for Android and working on finishing my last of the 3 bookmarks."
LesMc537: "WORKING."
lucky12001: "i wish i could be working. then i wouldn't be bored."
Labradite: "well how am i supposed to be entertained with any of that."
Stile99: "I gotta know right now, do u love me? Will u
love me 4ever?"
iPurpleNinjah: "Only if you’re bacon."
Smallbluemonkey: "perfect answer."
Detetiv400: "this is what happens half the time on here in the #AdiPosse."
Smallbluemonkey: "Only half? I’d say 3/4."
iPurpleNinjah: "Only if you’re bacon."
Smallbluemonkey: "perfect answer."
Detetiv400: "this is what happens half the time on here in the #AdiPosse."
Smallbluemonkey: "Only half? I’d say 3/4."
Spiggster: “who's lappy?”
Smallbluemonkey: “my laptop.”
Spiggster: “you named it lappy?”
Smallbluemonkey: “yes.”
Spiggster: “mine is named Cassandra.”
Hues_of_blue_23: “Does it dance?”
Stile99: “do you moisterize it?”
Smallbluemonkey: “lol”
[Tabitenor17 and Celeloth discussing how the quotes posts
were formatted on the website]
tabitenor17: "Blogger double-spaced everything
strangely and erased all the colors."
Celeloth: "oh i don't care about the colors. those are just there cuz I directly copy from the chat."
tabitenor17: "REALLY. YOU MEAN I DIDN'T HAVE TO SPEND FIVE MINUTES TRYING TO FIND A PURPLE THAT MATCHED LES'S COLOR. REALLY."
Celeloth: “oh that's hilarious. i can't believe you actually tried to match everyone's color."
tabitenor17: "I would check over to your original post and be like GODDAMMIT IT'S A CUSTOM COLOR. NOW I HAVE TO FIND ONE. lab's blue took me ten thousand years I swear."
Celeloth: "well, now in the future you know what colors to use?"
tabitenor17: "SEIROUSLY SO MUCH EFFORT. THEY DON’T WORK. YOU CAN STILL BARELY TELL THAT LES IS PURPLE. AND LAB’S BLUE IS NOT BRIGHT ENOUGH. IT DIDN’T WORK CELE
Celeloth: "i agree about Les, but Lab is definitely blue."
tabitenor17: "but it's not the right /shade/. it needs to be Skype blue. it is not Skype blue. I am very OCD when it comes to colors."
Celeloth: "no one is gonna compare the shade, tabi."
tabitenor17: "I WILL. AND I DID. I PROBABLY SPENT TWENTY EXTRA MINUTES MATCHING THE COLORS. TWENTY MINUTES. I COULD HAVE BEEN SLEEPING."
Celeloth: "if you keep this up I'm gonna turn my entire post black and white before I submit this."
Celeloth: "oh i don't care about the colors. those are just there cuz I directly copy from the chat."
tabitenor17: "REALLY. YOU MEAN I DIDN'T HAVE TO SPEND FIVE MINUTES TRYING TO FIND A PURPLE THAT MATCHED LES'S COLOR. REALLY."
Celeloth: “oh that's hilarious. i can't believe you actually tried to match everyone's color."
tabitenor17: "I would check over to your original post and be like GODDAMMIT IT'S A CUSTOM COLOR. NOW I HAVE TO FIND ONE. lab's blue took me ten thousand years I swear."
Celeloth: "well, now in the future you know what colors to use?"
tabitenor17: "SEIROUSLY SO MUCH EFFORT. THEY DON’T WORK. YOU CAN STILL BARELY TELL THAT LES IS PURPLE. AND LAB’S BLUE IS NOT BRIGHT ENOUGH. IT DIDN’T WORK CELE
Celeloth: "i agree about Les, but Lab is definitely blue."
tabitenor17: "but it's not the right /shade/. it needs to be Skype blue. it is not Skype blue. I am very OCD when it comes to colors."
Celeloth: "no one is gonna compare the shade, tabi."
tabitenor17: "I WILL. AND I DID. I PROBABLY SPENT TWENTY EXTRA MINUTES MATCHING THE COLORS. TWENTY MINUTES. I COULD HAVE BEEN SLEEPING."
Celeloth: "if you keep this up I'm gonna turn my entire post black and white before I submit this."
All of these highlights were generated by TheAdiposeTV and
Clarie Pose, and Susan and Lee of Tiny Rebel Games, and guest stars Krentaris,
Jack of Seed Studio, Peter of the BBC, Sharee and Penultimate of the DWL
Tumblr, and Smallbluemonkey, as well Thegloamglozer, Onlymetahuman,
Tinydaner485, CompanionBre, Henoir99, tabitenor17, Labradite, Browncoatsunited, Spiggster, lucky12001, LesMc537, and Hues_of_blue_23 plus Stile99,
iPurpleNinjah, and Detetiv400 of the AdiPosse on Twitter
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