Quotes! Nov. 23-29

< Best of the Adipose livestreams >

Doctor Who: Legacy One Year Anniversary

Adi: “Can everyone stop implying that I’m gonna die?! You remember who makes the tutorials around here? I make the tutorials in this game!”

Adi: “So, why is this a special day again?”

Susan: “Turkey!”

Adi: “Yes, because many, many years ago, the Pilgrims who came to America – ”

Susan: “Yes, yes, but also!”

Adi: “Also?”

Susan: “One year ago today, Doctor Who: Legacy launched around the world. And yet here we are, still making content for this massive game that we love.”

Adi: “Ah. Crap.”

Susan: [laughs]

Adi: “Oh yes, I didn’t mean to say oh crap to that. I was trying to light the candle on the cake that I was gonna put on live stream.”

Lee: “Oh don’t set fire to your house. That’s all we need now, in the middle of this stream. Camera on the fire, you running around all panicky.”

Thegloamglozer: “Where do you think you’ll be this time next year?”

Lee: “Prison.”

Susan: “Mexico.”

Adi: “ . . . Excellent.”

Hearthstone

Adi: “Oh hang on. I’ve screwed up. I can hear my own stream twice, but not any of the game sounds. Huh. Let me try and fix – ” [Stream ends]

Adi: “I’ve got nothing in my hand that’ll help me, nothing at all. Nothing even slow-acting. Nope. End scene. AGAIN.”

Adi: “Oh my god, this is the most important news headline of all time. Oh wait, it’s mirrored, I’ll have to read that. “School on the lookout for angry squirrel”. Most important headline, thank you Clarie for bringing that to our attention.”

Last of Us

Adi: “Frick, move faster, Juno! I’ve seen stationary buildings that moved faster than you. [pause] On the other hand, I’ve seen weather predictions more accurate than me.”

[Adi tries his hand at horse riding]

Adi: “We are about to save Ellie. Yeehaw! Turns out riding a horse is . . . what the frick, how do I control this horse? Which button’s go? Reverse? Oh my god Ellie, I can’t save you because I can’t control my damn horse. I’m not even touching the controller now.”

Onlymetahuman: “I feel this inability to ride is already a classic moment. . .”

Tinydance485: “Is riding more difficult than swimming?”

Companionbre: “Adi is clearly not a cowboy.”

Henoir99: “Adi is as bad on horseback as he is on wheels or in the air.”

tabitenor17: “Guys Adi’s plane driving might have a rival.”

Labradite: “Joel can upgrade a gun in a zombie apocalypse word, but control a horse . . .”

tabitenor17: “NOPE.”

Browncoatsunited: “The name’s not Joshua, it’s Susan. Please respect my life choices.”

Magika

Adi: “So I’m testing out a new thing. If you like something and you wanna see it in a future vid or something, type !highlight and it’ll be saved to my computer so I can look at it later. So you could type something like ‘!highlight it was when krentaris fell off a cliff’ for example.”

Krenatris: “Or you could do something like ‘!highlight when Kren made Adi look bad at games’.”

Adi: [sigh] “Or that.”

Krentaris: “How did you cast a spell on yourself?”

Adi: “Um, press this button.”

Krentaris: “Oh. So how do you cast a spell on someone else?”

Adi: “Erm, not sure they showed us how yet.”

Krentaris: “Oh well. I have a laser gun.”

Adi: “When did you have time to – ow! Ow!” [Krentaris keeps shooting Adi] “Frick on a stick ow! Great. Great. Now I’m dead. And this, this is why you said we should play Magika, I said no.”

Krentaris: “Let me heal you.”

Adi: “You can’t heal me I’M DEAD!!!”

Krentaris: “Oh no wait you’re alive again!”

Adi: “Yeah, and I’m with Vlad the not vampire. And now I can’t skip the tutorial.”

Krentaris: “In hindsight, maybe shooting you was a mistake.”

Adi: “Really? Really? REALLY?”

Krentaris: “You can change your character next chapter. So you should maybe pick someone faster.”

Adi: “I’m the guy with  all the armor and I still die every time you cast a spell.”

Krentaris: “Exactly. Soooo you might as well be able to keep up and still die.”

Don’t Starve

Adi: “So you can choose the highlight, because the whole video is not going up on youtube. At least not the whole thing. So you do !highlight and then I post it to YT as your highlight. So, say, I get eaten by a wolf, you can say ‘!highlight Adi gets eaten by a wolf’. I’m hoping this will be a new interactive thing. You do have to be in the Posse though.”

spiggster: “!highlight spiggy”

Adi: “Spiggy, you know I can remove your ability to do highlights. I can code it as everyone BUT Spiggy.”

Adi: “Is it getting darker? It is. Aw. . . I need light, I need light, where is light?”

[Adi sets a tree on fire trying to make a torch]

Adi: “Oh! Jesus! Frick! No no noooooooo!”

[The fire spreads and turns into a forest fire]

Adi: “Well . . . the good news is I can see. I feel like I could’ve prevented that. Yeah, yeah, I might have screwed that.”

Adi: “Chop the tree, chop the tree – no, stop going behind the tree and just chop it. Clearly you can’t chop the tree if you’re behind it. Stop! Stop! Oh my god, you’re special. Hit the – Hit – Hit the fricking tree! I can’t believe I just got defeated by a tree.”

Adi: “I have a red cap mushroom. I can eat it. Do I want to eat it? Let’s eat it. I don’t feel so good. Brilliant. I’ve poisoned myself.”

< Best of Adipose’s Chat >

[After ten minutes of silence in the chat]
Labradite: "WHAT ARE YOU ALL DOING?"
lucky12001: "waiting for DWL update to go live for Android and working on finishing my last of the 3 bookmarks."
LesMc537: "WORKING."
lucky12001: "i wish i could be working. then i wouldn't be bored."
Labradite: "well how am i supposed to be entertained with any of that."

Stile99: "I gotta know right now, do u love me? Will u love me 4ever?"
iPurpleNinjah: "Only if you’re bacon."
Smallbluemonkey: "perfect answer."
Detetiv400: "this is what happens half the time on here in the #AdiPosse."
Smallbluemonkey: "Only half? I’d say 3/4."

Spiggster: “who's lappy?”

Smallbluemonkey: “my laptop.”

Spiggster: “you named it lappy?”

Smallbluemonkey: “yes.”

Spiggster: “mine is named Cassandra.”

Hues_of_blue_23: “Does it dance?”

Stile99: “do you moisterize it?”

Smallbluemonkey: “lol”

[Tabitenor17 and Celeloth discussing how the quotes posts were formatted on the website]

tabitenor17: "Blogger double-spaced everything strangely and erased all the colors."
Celeloth: "oh i don't care about the colors. those are just there cuz I directly copy from the chat."
tabitenor17: "REALLY. YOU MEAN I DIDN'T HAVE TO SPEND FIVE MINUTES TRYING TO FIND A PURPLE THAT MATCHED LES'S COLOR. REALLY."
Celeloth: “oh that's hilarious. i can't believe you actually tried to match everyone's color."
tabitenor17: "I would check over to your original post and be like GODDAMMIT IT'S A CUSTOM COLOR. NOW I HAVE TO FIND ONE. lab's blue took me ten thousand years I swear."
Celeloth: "well, now in the future you know what colors to use?"
tabitenor17: "SEIROUSLY SO MUCH EFFORT. THEY DON’T WORK. YOU CAN STILL BARELY TELL THAT LES IS PURPLE. AND LAB’S BLUE IS NOT BRIGHT ENOUGH. IT DIDN’T WORK CELE
Celeloth: "i agree about Les, but Lab is definitely blue."
tabitenor17: "but it's not the right /shade/. it needs to be Skype blue. it is not Skype blue. I am very OCD when it comes to colors."
Celeloth: "no one is gonna compare the shade, tabi."
tabitenor17: "I WILL. AND I DID. I PROBABLY SPENT TWENTY EXTRA MINUTES MATCHING THE COLORS. TWENTY MINUTES. I COULD HAVE BEEN SLEEPING."
Celeloth: "if you keep this up I'm gonna turn my entire post black and white before I submit this."

All of these highlights were generated by TheAdiposeTV and Clarie Pose, and Susan and Lee of Tiny Rebel Games, and guest stars Krentaris, Jack of Seed Studio, Peter of the BBC, Sharee and Penultimate of the DWL Tumblr, and Smallbluemonkey, as well Thegloamglozer, Onlymetahuman, Tinydaner485, CompanionBre, Henoir99,  tabitenor17, Labradite, Browncoatsunited, Spiggster, lucky12001, LesMc537, and Hues_of_blue_23 plus Stile99, iPurpleNinjah, and Detetiv400 of the AdiPosse on Twitter