Sunday, 25 January 2015

Quotes! Jan. 4-10

Welcome to day one of our quotes DOUBLEHEADER, courtesy as usual of Celeloth Imladris! Thank you so much for taking time out of your hectic schedule to put these together for us, Cele!

< Best of the Adipose livestreams >

Hearthstone: Heroes of Warcraft
Adi: “It looks like Izzie is losing interest. Am I winning too easily, Izzie? Is that it?”
Adi: “No! Things are dead. Why are they dead?! How did he do this???”
Adi: “Ah, he played healing touch, no! It’s like he doesn’t want me to win!”

Adi: “Now. Where’s the . . . controller? Where is it? Did I lose it? How is that even possible to – oh. It’s right in front of me.”
Adi: “I just carefully walked away from all of the power sources and towards the guy with the rockets. Brilliant.”
Adi: “Oh no, oh no, bad times, bad times! Bollocks. Great. Well, now I don’t know how many Dustmen are left, because I went and fried myself.”
Adi: “I shall now hear this through the power of my own ears!”
Adi: “What is going on there . . . I seem to have duplicated a video by accident. Intelligent of me.”

Posse Wrestling
Adi: “We salute the two combatants in this match, and the hairdresser that gave Agrajag her new hair.”
Adi: “We have got two of the swingiest, bounciest people on record against two of the brawliest brawlers ever.”

Adi: “If you have small children, you might not want to let them view this, because last time someone ended up bleeding due to very high heels.”
ROOSToir: “Only on TheAdiposeTV.”
Adi: “Yes, only on TheAdiposeTV will you see really big men dressed up as woman kick each other with high heels.”

ChapTastic: “I think the belts need to stay in the greatest country in the world –”
TheLabraditeTV: “America!”
ROOSToir: “Scotland!”
ChapTastic: “TEXAS. USA, TEXAS.”
Adi: “Eh, to be fair, when most people think of the US think they think holy s**t.”

ChapTastic: “It’s like Henoir has a shopping list of organs that he needs to go through on Hues.”
ROOSToir: “And it’s all the ones he’s had surgery on.”
Adi: “Does Hues have any left?”

Welcome to the Posse
Adi: “I shall take you across to my desktop, where there is a little less of me and a little more of you, the Posse.”
Adi: “Did you know – ”
Clarie: “I probably do, because I probably told you.”
Adi: “So what was I about to say?”
Clarie: “I don’t know.”

Adi: “I love how some people spend lots and lots of time drawing their pose and making it very very pretty and adding accessories, and other people like pgtips2 just puts a brown scribble at the top and calls it hair.”
Clarie: “We’ve never seen pgtips. So to be fair that could actually be what he looks like.”
Adi: “Fine. If I see someone on the street with a brown scribble for hair, I will know it is pgtips
Clarie: “It’s not like you’ve drawn your Pose. I drew it.”
Adi: “Yes.”
Clarie: “I challenge you to draw your own Pose, Mr Pose.”
Adi: “But I like my Pose.” [pause] “Besides, I’m bald. So what would I draw? I’d just be removing all the accessories.”

Adi: “I used to play solo a lot too – me and Spud did. Because we didn’t like people. And then we realized that we liked playing together, so . . . that’s how Posse Up started up.”

Adi: “Paperlessprinter is Doktorwer. That does make me wonder now if there’s a Doctor What and a Doctor Where and a Doctor Who and a Doctor Where . . . ”
Clarie: “Oh yeah. They should totally do a spin-off series with Doctor When.”
Adi: “Technically Tennant was Doctor What. I would what that though. Like Doctor When could do the time traveling, Doctor What could like do mystery adventures, and Doctor Why could . . . no. that’s gone. It started good though.”
TinyPrancer485: “Wer is who in German.”
Adi: “Ohhhhh. I quite liked Doctor When though.”

Don’t Starve Together
Adi: “Is Meglos just breathing instead of talking?”
Meglos: “What? Oh sorry, I forgot I can chat instead of just typing.”
Adi: [laughing]
Meglos: “It’s my first time, I forgot!”

Adi: “Someone has requested that I put up the Skype thingy that shows your photo when you talk. Does anyone object to this?”
CompanionBre: “No.”
MoonBunnyJennie: “Nope.”
Meglos: “Mine’s a TARDIS.”
Adi: “Even you, Tiny? Because I’ve seen your photo.”
CompanionBre: “You’re just jealous cuz she’s more beautiful than you.”
Adi: “Yes, thank you Bre. Everyone knew it, but you had to say it.”

TinyPrancer485: “Where are you?”
Adi: “Um . . . which one of these bloody heads are you? Ah. Southeast of you.”
TinyPrancer485: “Where is southeast?”
Adi: “Down right.”
TinyPrancer485: “Thank you. Was that so hard?”

TinyPrancer485: “I’M ON FIRE I’M ON FIRE!!!!!!”
Meglos: “Oh. You . . . are going insane. Stay away from anything you could set on fire.”
Adi: “Like me.”

Meglos: “Are we set on a permanent base yet or is it kinda random?”
Adi: “Well we set up the science machine in one base and you set up the alchemy machine miles and miles and miles away from it, so I’d go with random.”

[Robin_Bunny wins the giveaway]
Adi: “Alright. Has Robin sent me his e-mail? No he has not. Clearly he doesn’t want it.”
MoonBunnyJennie: “Hang on a minute.” [pause] “Rob. SEND ADI YOUR E-MAIL FOR GOD’S SAKE!”
Adi: “That was a surprisingly unaggressive ‘Rob’.”

Adi: “Whoa whoa whoa, why is there frost on my screen?”
TinyPrancer485: “I think it means it’s getting cold.”
Adi: “And the bunnies are white? Why are the bunnies white?”
TinyPrancer485: “I told you the bunnies were white.”
Adi: “Why was I not informed?”
TinyPrancer485: “More like you just weren’t listening.”
Adi: “I thought you were just being racist . . .”
TinyPrancer485: “About BUNNIES? Why?”

Doctor Who: Legacy
Adi: “Hi, I am Adi and . . . I appear to be the wrong color. I am blue. Why am I blue? I don’t know. I’ll just be blue. I just watched Frozen with Izzie so I guess that makes me Elsa.”
Adi: “So . . . is he healing himself, or am I not damaging him at all?”
Adi: “Let’s use Clara’s ability to heal up. If I die, then cause of death would be . . . bad.”
Adi: “Oh my god I missed the cross! And yes I did actually just clap in frustration.”
Adi: “Reds, shoulders, greens and toes, greens and – frick sticks!”

[Adi trying his hand at Time Attack: Run]
Adi: “God these frickin’ combos are taking longer than my actual matching. Stop matching!”
Lee: “Match less, Adi.”
Adi: “I – I can’t help it! I’m naturally talented!”
Lee: “That turn was like ten seconds longer than it needed to be. Just match up what you need and get off the board.”
Adi: “I’m trying!”
Lee: “You’re still matching other stuff!”
Adi: “By accident!”

Adi: “I have made a vow that I am going to be the best damn player there is, if I’m gonna continue these streams. Cuz I used to be, like when we started off I did things and everyone as like ‘Ooohh’ and now I’m kinda the butt of everyone’s jokes like ‘Oh Adi died again’ but give me a month and I am gonna be kicking all of your – OH MY GOD WHY. WHY WOULD I DIE AT THAT MOMENT. I was in mid-rant. I would’ve looked sooo good. And instead I DIED.”

Battlefield 3
Adi: “Hang on, the sound feels wrong.”
Bisheh: “You mean, sounds wrong?”
Adi: “No, it feels wrong. Everything is coming from my left. Wait. That’s not my left. God, I teach children.”

Adi: “Oh my god, a bullet just flew past me! A real live bullet.”

Adi: “God, I won’t be able to highlight anyone of this stream, cuz the whole thing’s gonna be me going ‘I can’t hear it, what’.”

Bisheh: “I’m alive!” [pause] “I’m dead.”
Adi: “I have no idea where you are, never mind if you’re alive or dead.”

Adi Concert Part Deux (with free technical difficulties)
Adi: “I am not panicking, I actually am not panicking, I just . . . like things to be good.”
Adi: “That was a very nice song, 'I Know I’m Not the Only One,' with a really random tempo shift in the middle . . . not sure where that came from.”
Adi: “How do you finish this song? Does it even end? Or do I just keep shouting at people not to leave crappy comments on my videos?”

Adi: “We tried a little Magicite earlier. And we weren’t very good at it. Soooo we decided to bring that incompetence to you all on livestream.”

Adi: “This is a . . . what do you call it when you die and don’t come back?”
CompanionBre: “Permanent death?”
Adi: “Oh right. This is a permanent death game. So that means when Bre dies, she can’t come back until I save her. That makes me a hero. Let me say it again. When Bre dies, she can’t come back unless I save her, which makes me a hero.”
CompanionBre: “Yeah . . . everyone remember that when Adi dies for the first time, and I have to save him.”

Adi: “Earlier I was dying, like the whole battlefield hand out in the air and gasping for breath, and Bre carefully walked up to me and drank a health potion in my face.”
CompanionBre: “It wasn’t that immediate! I tried to give it to you for like two minutes before I accidentally drank it.”
Adi: “It was still mean.”
CompanionBre: “It wasn’t on purpose!”
Adi: “Well, my story makes you sound selfish, yours makes you sound selfish. What do you want?”
CompanionBre: “I would rather be incompetent. Let’s do a vote.”
Adi: “Who is going to vote on that? Although, believe it or not, towards the end you get to a shop and Bre sells all the duplicates of stuff she’s made accidentally while trying to make other stuff.”

CompanionBre: “Did you die again?”
Adi: “Yes I found – NO I DID NOT.”

Adi: “I killed the big one. Ah I killed them both. Why are you pushing – oh that is not you. And I’m dead. I’m dead.”
CompanionBre: “I’m coming.”
Adi: “Maybe you ought to kill it first? YAY I’M ALIVE.”
CompanionBre: “And now I’m dead.”
Adi: “But at least it’s dead, so huzzah.”

Adi: “Are you all bow-ed up?”
CompanionBre: “I have my bow, yes.”
Adi: “Are you all arrowed-up?”
CompanionBre: “I have . . . one arrow.”
Adi: “Well, there’s a T-rex. Good luck.”

< Best of Adipose’s Chat >
Adibot: “Jenniferheckel, Luvs10s_nz, Agriffindor, FireBoltAvis, Hues_of_blue_23, TabiTenor.”
Agriffindor: “Okay, the so the bot is just randomly dropping names now?”
Skipdazip: “Adibot is a name dropper.”
TheLabraditeTV: “What does this mean? - Adibot: Jenniferheckel, Luvs10s_nz, Agriffindor, FireBoltAvis, Hues_of_blue_23, TabiTenor.”
Adi: “What is going on with that advert? Why is it just randomly saying people’s names?”
dashi112: “Adi broke it!”
TinyPrancer485: “Maybe.”
Shidohari: “Adi definitely broke it.”
Adi: “I did not break it!”

TheLabraditeTV: “!adigold.”
Adibot: “The banker says... Labradite has 8270 AdiGold.”
TheLabraditeTV: “Thank you, Adibot. You’ve got a rough job
AmazingTabiCat: “People don’t appreciate you enough, Adibot.”
Vee: “I think they will know that we found Adibot is batman.”
AmazingTabiCat: “He’s gotta be a superhero.”

[Matthias160771 hugs Emmy while eating his share and dropping syrup all over her.]
Adi: “Matthias, if you could stop dropping syrup over the female members of the stream, thank you.”

Entire chat: “HAPPY BIRTHDAY.”
smallbluemonkey: “waitwhut.”
AmazingTabiCat: “So FB is wrong?”
Magical12325: “You forget the F is for fake?”
AmazingTabiCat: “Okay: it is NOT Monkey’s birthday.”
ChapTastic: “tabi: WHAT?! Dang!”
[mckapet takes off the birthday chaps....un-spanks the Monkey....]
smallbluemonkey: “Oooh . . . thought I’d made all that hidden. . .”

AmazingTabiCat: “Yesterday Adi said: ‘I go back to work. The dream is over. Tiny becomes un-modded and Makka returns’ and look what happened. Makka returned.”
ChapTastic: “Tabi: whoa....”
JenD: “Creepy.”
ChapTastic: “Tabi: that would explain the strange pull in the Force I felt yesterday....”
AmazingTabiCat: “AHA!”
ChapTastic: “LUX!!!!”
AmazingTabiCat: “The arm of adipose is long and mighty.”
ChapTastic: “(I've been waiting to shout that too....)”

TheAdiposeTV: “Izzie has eaten part of one of my student’s essays. This now means that 'my daughter ate your homework' is now a valid excuse.”
TheLabraditeTV: “LLoL.”
Twelvesoswald: “Lol.”
Snowjoke: “Lol.”
mousycherise: “Lololol.”
lucky12001: “Go Izzie-girl!”
TinyPrancer485: :D
TheLabraditeTV: “Instant A? And did you get pics?”
lucky12001: “She just wanted extra fiber.”
JenD: “Llol.”
dashi112: “Lol.”

Hues_of_Blue_23: “FECKING touchpad. I accidentally ended my turn
TheLabraditeTV: “Oh that blows.”
SPIGGSTER: “It’s cute that you blame the touchpad.”
Hues_of_Blue_23: “It WAS!”

All of these highlights were generated by TheAdiposeTV, Clarie Pose, and Izzie Pose, and Susan and Lee of Tiny Rebel Games, and guest stars ROOSToir, mckapet, TheLabraditeTV, Meglos, CompanionBre, MoonBunnyJennie, TinyPrancer485, Jendivine, and Bisheh, as well as Agriffindor, Skipdazip, dashi112, Shidohari, AmazingTabiCat, Vee, Matthias160771, smallbluemonkey, Magical12325, Twelveoswald, Snowjoke, Mousycherise, lucky12001, Hues_of_Blue_23, and SPIGGSTER


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